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With Thanksgiving just a few days away, many people are preparing to prepare one of the most tremendous meals of the year. With this comes adventures in excess, like the Turducken. Most notable among the new American traditions for the beloved holiday of joyous gluttony is the deep fried turkey. A deep fried turkey is an extremely tasty addition to a holiday meal, but it can be a very dangerous prospect when prepared incorrectly.

So, who do we turn to so we may avoid the dangers of deep frying a turkey? Certainly no one reasonable…no. We must turn to the master of melodrama. The prince of pauses…dramatic…pauses. We must turn to Captain Kirk himself. And fortunately for us, State Farm (who sponsored this very amusing cautionary video) feels the same way. Please enjoy this Message for Life, “Eat, Fry, Love.”

Source: The Consumerist